Mike (Warning: explicit)
Picking up and starting over in a new town is never easy, but after only 3 months in the big city, I'm knockin' down the competition like a champ. It was hard leaving my friends and clients back in LA, but after that whole, crazy shit that went down with the ex, I knew I needed to make a big change. So, I called on a favor from my friend in New York, Jason, who's always got my back, got a ticket to the big city, and packed my shit up and jetted.
Risky, yeah, I know, but it's paying off. Got a job here at one of the top gyms the first damn day I hit the pavement. Already, my client list at the place I now work at is huge, and the ladies love me just like they did back in sunny CA. Was there ever any doubt that they would? The women here line up 3 and 6 deep for some big Mike. And some of the women here in New York are even hotter than LA chicks. They look more real, for one thing. And with the sheer numbers of chicks just walking down the street, I have to say, getting tail has never been quicker and easier. Lotta hungry babes out this way, and I'm trying to make 'em all happy, one hot ass at a time.
At work, it's crazy. I stay busy. I had 4 new girls sign up to train with me in one day, and man, were the other guys on the floor tryin' to suck it up and act like it was no big shit. Yeah, I been eatin' into some of the boys profits lately. They now KNOW there's a NEW top dog on the scene, and I'm taking no prisoners. There's a couple chick trainers at this gym that I know I'm gonna bang, too. Hot as hell! It's just a matter of time. Yep. Things are really looking up for this California boy. I'm gonna lay it down hard and milk it for everything it's worth....